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Fuck yes. I live for late-night ice cream love affairs. 

Fuck yes. I live for late-night ice cream love affairs. 

1 year ago
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Busting bitches like a princess.

Busting bitches like a princess.

2 years ago
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Watching the fuck out of “The ‘Burbs”. 

Watching the fuck out of “The ‘Burbs”. 

2 years ago
58 notes

Basically how my month is gonna be. 

(Source: pusheen)

2 years ago
117,591 notes
I know I’m fucked up when I smoke my cigarette like Samuel L. Jackson in “Jurassic Park”. 

I know I’m fucked up when I smoke my cigarette like Samuel L. Jackson in “Jurassic Park”. 

2 years ago
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Definitions of a Colette

1. Colette (noun): An amazing person who knows how to always ligthen the mood. She can turn any dull mood into aboslute craziness (in a good way). She is an amazing friend that will always have your back. She’s the type of person that you can call at 3 in the morning and she will glady beat the shit out of whoever made you upset. She can party hard and always knows how to have a good time. She is beyond chill. She is gorgeous in every way. 

2. Colette (noun): Super slut. Has lots of friends in different places, but for different reasons. Sleeps around, easy, whore. Will do anything for a guy to like her. Wears short shorts and see-through tank tops, so you can see her badongadongs. They’re huge! If guys even flirt with her she will lift up her shirt and throw them down and start seducing them with her crop tops and shorty short shorts. Not a good person to be around for girls. Super popular with boys. 

3. Colette (verb): The act or process of taking the guy that a friend or family member likes. Act of stealing their attention by performing whore-like acts. 


(Source: urbandictionary.com)

2 years ago
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The science guy. 

The science guy. 

2 years ago
28 notes
Barbie does not give a fuck.

Barbie does not give a fuck.

2 years ago
57 notes